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"The best answer to any real world situation is "it depends", because almost every time, you have to weigh in the pros and cons, and have to come up with a a solution that is culmination of trade-offs and decisions you made to come up with that solution."

Presonal Oasis, away from the hellscape i've found myself in.

12-15-25 - GOT A RASH THEY DRUGGED ME.

Part of generation Zyklon.

we went full circle. from horse armor being the first paid DLC to a horse game cousing lawmakers to crack down on in game monitisation.

PC Specs

Radar Chart or Skill Tree

Fix Sitewide Cursor

Button linked to dev log

Font-size for entire page - Done

Fix cursor in stamps

Custom Banner for name - Done

LAST UPDATED 12-21-25 - COULDN'T FIX IT... So I made it a feature! Click my stamps have fun. Re-Adjusted the size of the entire page... Way too big.

LAST UPDATED 12-20-25 - Seperated Stylesheets. Organized code. Broke tabs even more, Fixed z-index issue. Fixed grid and flex aside, error was html structure. Also fixed header, vertical align and inline block. Finally figured out the cursor settings Fuck JAVA. Added Name splash, Adjusted layout slightly.

LAST UPDATED 12-19-25 - Added custom cursor with slight AI help. But tabs broke. Also added more variables.

I had this grid adaptable to size and broke it lol

LAST UPDATED 12-17-25 - Added Tabs to Updates, Fixed Colors. Adjusted header/splash again.

LAST UPDATED 12-16-25 - Adjusted blue eye & HEADER & FOOTER & Fixed body

LAST UPDATED 12-15-25 - Fixed UPDATE box & Link box & PFP

I've spent days. DAYS trying to figure out grid and flex. I sat here using the child element instead of parent to make the grid fuction. Now I have to rewrite all this fucking code. constraint by sc

DUB: 11

Nuked: 4

I am monkey: 5

Gear Lube: +2 -4

Bruh Moment: 4

Head Scratch:13

Monkey Distracted: 3

Anime: 1

Phoned tap: ∞

Computer tap: ∞

Monitor Hacked: ∞

Vehicle Tracker: ∞

Fake conversations: ∞

Noise complaint: ∞ = 10

Monitored & Harrased: ∞

Privacy is a human right: ∞

Injected recommeneded videos: ∞

Don't touch grass it's a trap.

GRID ON GRID ON GRID

Sus

Based

Bussin

Duality at its core, Aztecs knew this long ago

Sign Me Up

Skrt

Sheeesh

Last Bastion

Hold The Line

Fucking Migrane Inducing

Tweakin

Fuck it we ball

Eat ass and cut grass.

BIG BRAIN MOVES.

Could you kindly shut up.

FAIR ENOUGH

I'll tell you whut

IM PROBABLY MAKING THIS MORE COMPLICATED THAN IT HAS TO BE BUT FUCK.